Previously on Beaverprise…
Driver: Err…You need a lift?
Michelle: Yeah, I don’t know where I’m going but I’m sure you can take me there!
Michelle gets in the car.
Alex: Ha! No wait…The ship must have been attacked…
Captain: And destroyed! Noooooooooooooooooo! My beloved pride and joy, the essence of my manhood!
Boba Muffett: I did, you bastard! Don’t make this any harder on me! Let’s head back to my secret hideout, where I can mourn in my privacy.
B6B: So when are we going then?
Kif: He should be alright to go in about 20 minutes I should think.
Paul: And what are we supposed to do for 20 minutes? Reminisce about past adventures? How poor and how much of an obvious time filler would that be?
Bones: I shall set the co-ordinates to Yarnellia, where I shall attend my course in the art of seduction. I mean…medication!
Michelle: Let’s go!
Jack Beaver, Jr: So who blew up the ship then? I thought I’d better ask seeing as nobody else has even mentioned it!
Alex: Well I can only presume that Andrew did, seeing as he’s the only one who doesn’t have an alibi.
The Door Suddenly Swings Open…
Alex: My God…its You!
The following takes place between 1pm and 2pm, 2 months later…I mean, on the exact same day.
13:00:00
Captain: Well yeah, who did you expect?
Alex: Maybe some forgotten foe from my dark twisted past.
Captain: Yes, its me! Justin!
Alex: So we haven’t done this for a while!
Jack Beaver, Jr: Done what?
Alex: Jack who?
Captain: Shhh…You fool! It’s two minutes after the last hour, not two months! No one must notice!
Incoming Transmission: We have just received word from Earth that a nuclear bomb has gone off in Los Angeles, there were no survivors. End transmission.
Robert: Earth? Who cares, there are plenty more hospitable planets in our solar system.
Captain: God dammit.
Alex: What’s wrong?
Captain: I’ve got writers block!
Alex: Is that where you cant think of something to write next?
Captain: …
Jack Beaver, Jr: Does anyone else hate it when these things go on longer than they probably should?
Alex: Shut up you freak!
Captain: This shall become our Matrix Reloaded to our original Beavertrix!
Alex: Almost time for Revolutions the way we’ve been going!
13:07:02
A pod drifts silently through space, heading slowly towards the planet of Marnok 5.
13:07:58
In The Atmosphere Of The Outer Regions Of The Planet Yarnellia…
Michelle: Where are we?
Bones: …In the atmosphere of the outer regions of the planet Yarnellia…
Michelle: Yeah, sorry! I only just read the auto-cue
Bones: Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready to land?
Michelle: Yes I am. Yes I am. Yes I am!
Bones: Alright, I heard you the first time!
They land.
Bones: We have got to begin some epic trek that will take hours so we can find out what has happened to everyone else.
Michelle: But that doesn’t make sense!
Bones: But what does?
Hobo: What does indeed!?!
13:18:22
At Sandman’s Sand Inc.
B6B: Right it’s time to go! We’ve waited long enough!
Zip Finnigan: For what?
Kif: Didn’t you have a bullet ripped out of you only moments ago Sir?
Zip Finnigan: Moments, Hours, Weeks, Months, Years…What’s the difference!?!
Paul: What are you talking about?
Moe: What happened 20 minutes ago you freak!
Paul: What when we were in makeup?
B6B: Er…yeah, makeup!
B6B looks around suspiciously before putting his compact back into his jacket pocket.
Moe: So what happened to your beard B6B?
B6B: It was a just a piece of Velcro. I can chop and change whenever it feels right.
Zip Finnigan: Oh yeah, baby…6Billion!
Paul: I don’t get it.
Kif: So are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready to leave?
Moe: Yes I am!
B6B: Yes I am!
Zip Finnigan: Nah!
Kif: Well we’re going anyway, so tough luck!
As they start to leave Boba Muffett and Monica Lewinski Masked Person walk through the door.
Boba Muffett: What? What are you all doing here? I thought you were all working!
Bohn: Err…Yeah, working!
Boba Muffett: Where are you going? Anyone for Alton Towers? Or the pub? Or Ed’s barbeque?
Fohn: Where is Bex? Something is horribly wrong! She is always with you, and sometimes with me, and you.
Monica Lewinski Masked Person pulls off that mask.
Zip Finnigan: Dear God!
Boba Muffett: Bex?
Bex: (gruff voice) Moowhahahahahahahahaha!
Fohn: What? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Fohn rips a shotgun from Moe’s hands and blasts Bex into oblivion. (Not the ride)
Paul: What have you done?
Fohn: Well, just killed Bex…obviously
Paul: Oh sorry, I wasn’t looking.
Bohn: That’s okay, I’m sure it was captured on one of the cameras!
Paul: Oh yeah look! There we all are! Look at Fohn’s face as he kills her! Oh the hilarity! Can we email it to everyone?
Zip Finnigan: Yeah! Lets send it to Bex@I_Just_Got_Killed.com
Boba Muffett: So seeing as my life is over and you used a Dell computer to send that email I might as well help you escape, even though you could just walk through the front door.
B6B: Let’s go! See you in freezer hell Muffett!
Boba Muffett: Can I come please?
Paul: Yeah, but you better not sweat!
13:33:17
In the shuttle…
Alex: Oh wow I’ve just got an email!
Captain: So they let us back into the episode then?
Alex: Yeah, they reckon it was poor that we came back from the “dead” so they’re trying to phase us out again.
Captain: You mean kill us?
Alex: Pretty much!
Robert: It’s alright, I didn’t go to Alton Towers either!
Alex: What?
Robert: Yup, it’s poor!
Jack Beaver, Jr: So where are we going?
Alex: To the laboratory, at the WBF centre for the criminally un-insane!
Captain: There’s nothing left for us here now…In this vast emptiness of space.
Alex: Yeah, apart from this hilarious picture!
The Ship Veers To The Left And Heads Back Towards The WBF…
13:41:01
On Yarnellia…
Michelle: How long is this going to take?
Bones: I said before…About two hours! Less if you stop asking stupid questions!
Michelle: What’s for dinner?
Bones: The yarnellites themselves mooowahahahaha! Yeah so…a microwave dinner for two.
13:44:01
Outside Sandman’s Sand Inc.
B6B: So how are we escaping from this god forsaken place?
Boba Muffett: We can take my ship if you like.
Moe: Sounds good!
Boba Muffett: Make sure you give me a prod though, if I happen to nod off mid-flight! Oh and I charge 5.44 for Starship fuel per person!
B6B: Err…
They Board Boba Muffett’s Ship, the Boba Express
B6B: It’s not as good as my ship. I’ve got a fridge in mine!
Boba Muffett: But then my internet connection is faster!
B6B: Ah touché!
Zip Finnigan: So let’s get going already, to where ever it is we might be going!
Boba Muffett: To Alton Towers and Beyond!
They rocket off into space.
13:57:40
“The” “Pod” “lands” "On" “Planet” “Marnok 5”…
The Pod Opens, The Mist Starts To Clear As A Figure Carrying A Computer Chip Emerges From Within…
A Marnokilian: Look daddy Markonite! Its an alien!
Daddy Markonite: My God! That’s no Alien! It is a human! Gasp! Such a creature has been non existent from our planet for years! Let us rejoice!
Human: What the bloody fucking hell?
A Marnokilian: What the bloody fucking hell indeed, Daddy Markonite!?!
Daddy Markonite: I couldn’t have said it better myself son.
13:59:57…13:59:58…13:59:59
14:00:00
Driver: Err…You need a lift?
Michelle: Yeah, I don’t know where I’m going but I’m sure you can take me there!
Michelle gets in the car.
Alex: Ha! No wait…The ship must have been attacked…
Captain: And destroyed! Noooooooooooooooooo! My beloved pride and joy, the essence of my manhood!
Boba Muffett: I did, you bastard! Don’t make this any harder on me! Let’s head back to my secret hideout, where I can mourn in my privacy.
B6B: So when are we going then?
Kif: He should be alright to go in about 20 minutes I should think.
Paul: And what are we supposed to do for 20 minutes? Reminisce about past adventures? How poor and how much of an obvious time filler would that be?
Bones: I shall set the co-ordinates to Yarnellia, where I shall attend my course in the art of seduction. I mean…medication!
Michelle: Let’s go!
Jack Beaver, Jr: So who blew up the ship then? I thought I’d better ask seeing as nobody else has even mentioned it!
Alex: Well I can only presume that Andrew did, seeing as he’s the only one who doesn’t have an alibi.
The Door Suddenly Swings Open…
Alex: My God…its You!
The following takes place between 1pm and 2pm, 2 months later…I mean, on the exact same day.
13:00:00
Captain: Well yeah, who did you expect?
Alex: Maybe some forgotten foe from my dark twisted past.
Captain: Yes, its me! Justin!
Alex: So we haven’t done this for a while!
Jack Beaver, Jr: Done what?
Alex: Jack who?
Captain: Shhh…You fool! It’s two minutes after the last hour, not two months! No one must notice!
Incoming Transmission: We have just received word from Earth that a nuclear bomb has gone off in Los Angeles, there were no survivors. End transmission.
Robert: Earth? Who cares, there are plenty more hospitable planets in our solar system.
Captain: God dammit.
Alex: What’s wrong?
Captain: I’ve got writers block!
Alex: Is that where you cant think of something to write next?
Captain: …
Jack Beaver, Jr: Does anyone else hate it when these things go on longer than they probably should?
Alex: Shut up you freak!
Captain: This shall become our Matrix Reloaded to our original Beavertrix!
Alex: Almost time for Revolutions the way we’ve been going!
13:07:02
A pod drifts silently through space, heading slowly towards the planet of Marnok 5.
13:07:58
In The Atmosphere Of The Outer Regions Of The Planet Yarnellia…
Michelle: Where are we?
Bones: …In the atmosphere of the outer regions of the planet Yarnellia…
Michelle: Yeah, sorry! I only just read the auto-cue
Bones: Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready to land?
Michelle: Yes I am. Yes I am. Yes I am!
Bones: Alright, I heard you the first time!
They land.
Bones: We have got to begin some epic trek that will take hours so we can find out what has happened to everyone else.
Michelle: But that doesn’t make sense!
Bones: But what does?
Hobo: What does indeed!?!
13:18:22
At Sandman’s Sand Inc.
B6B: Right it’s time to go! We’ve waited long enough!
Zip Finnigan: For what?
Kif: Didn’t you have a bullet ripped out of you only moments ago Sir?
Zip Finnigan: Moments, Hours, Weeks, Months, Years…What’s the difference!?!
Paul: What are you talking about?
Moe: What happened 20 minutes ago you freak!
Paul: What when we were in makeup?
B6B: Er…yeah, makeup!
B6B looks around suspiciously before putting his compact back into his jacket pocket.
Moe: So what happened to your beard B6B?
B6B: It was a just a piece of Velcro. I can chop and change whenever it feels right.
Zip Finnigan: Oh yeah, baby…6Billion!
Paul: I don’t get it.
Kif: So are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready to leave?
Moe: Yes I am!
B6B: Yes I am!
Zip Finnigan: Nah!
Kif: Well we’re going anyway, so tough luck!
As they start to leave Boba Muffett and Monica Lewinski Masked Person walk through the door.
Boba Muffett: What? What are you all doing here? I thought you were all working!
Bohn: Err…Yeah, working!
Boba Muffett: Where are you going? Anyone for Alton Towers? Or the pub? Or Ed’s barbeque?
Fohn: Where is Bex? Something is horribly wrong! She is always with you, and sometimes with me, and you.
Monica Lewinski Masked Person pulls off that mask.
Zip Finnigan: Dear God!
Boba Muffett: Bex?
Bex: (gruff voice) Moowhahahahahahahahaha!
Fohn: What? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Fohn rips a shotgun from Moe’s hands and blasts Bex into oblivion. (Not the ride)
Paul: What have you done?
Fohn: Well, just killed Bex…obviously
Paul: Oh sorry, I wasn’t looking.
Bohn: That’s okay, I’m sure it was captured on one of the cameras!
Paul: Oh yeah look! There we all are! Look at Fohn’s face as he kills her! Oh the hilarity! Can we email it to everyone?
Zip Finnigan: Yeah! Lets send it to Bex@I_Just_Got_Killed.com
Boba Muffett: So seeing as my life is over and you used a Dell computer to send that email I might as well help you escape, even though you could just walk through the front door.
B6B: Let’s go! See you in freezer hell Muffett!
Boba Muffett: Can I come please?
Paul: Yeah, but you better not sweat!
13:33:17
In the shuttle…
Alex: Oh wow I’ve just got an email!
Captain: So they let us back into the episode then?
Alex: Yeah, they reckon it was poor that we came back from the “dead” so they’re trying to phase us out again.
Captain: You mean kill us?
Alex: Pretty much!
Robert: It’s alright, I didn’t go to Alton Towers either!
Alex: What?
Robert: Yup, it’s poor!
Jack Beaver, Jr: So where are we going?
Alex: To the laboratory, at the WBF centre for the criminally un-insane!
Captain: There’s nothing left for us here now…In this vast emptiness of space.
Alex: Yeah, apart from this hilarious picture!
The Ship Veers To The Left And Heads Back Towards The WBF…
13:41:01
On Yarnellia…
Michelle: How long is this going to take?
Bones: I said before…About two hours! Less if you stop asking stupid questions!
Michelle: What’s for dinner?
Bones: The yarnellites themselves mooowahahahaha! Yeah so…a microwave dinner for two.
13:44:01
Outside Sandman’s Sand Inc.
B6B: So how are we escaping from this god forsaken place?
Boba Muffett: We can take my ship if you like.
Moe: Sounds good!
Boba Muffett: Make sure you give me a prod though, if I happen to nod off mid-flight! Oh and I charge 5.44 for Starship fuel per person!
B6B: Err…
They Board Boba Muffett’s Ship, the Boba Express
B6B: It’s not as good as my ship. I’ve got a fridge in mine!
Boba Muffett: But then my internet connection is faster!
B6B: Ah touché!
Zip Finnigan: So let’s get going already, to where ever it is we might be going!
Boba Muffett: To Alton Towers and Beyond!
They rocket off into space.
13:57:40
“The” “Pod” “lands” "On" “Planet” “Marnok 5”…
The Pod Opens, The Mist Starts To Clear As A Figure Carrying A Computer Chip Emerges From Within…
A Marnokilian: Look daddy Markonite! Its an alien!
Daddy Markonite: My God! That’s no Alien! It is a human! Gasp! Such a creature has been non existent from our planet for years! Let us rejoice!
Human: What the bloody fucking hell?
A Marnokilian: What the bloody fucking hell indeed, Daddy Markonite!?!
Daddy Markonite: I couldn’t have said it better myself son.
13:59:57…13:59:58…13:59:59
14:00:00
